Concerns were raised after Windsor’s MP Jack Rankin went missing at Battersea.
After all the hoohaah in the USA with Donald Trump talking about eating dogs, Jack being a dog lover had made a special trip to Battersea to reassure the rescue dogs that there is no way they would be on the menu on his watch.
Shortly after this picture was taken Jack was nowhere to be seen… fears were raised that Big D, the whippet he had reassured, had possibly eaten Jack but it was all OK, Jack was pictured on the campaign trail on Friday, supporting their Ascot candidate for the up and coming byelection.
The LibDem candidate has been announced, but no news on when the new MP for Maidenhead will stand down from RBWM and we’re still waiting on news on any Independent Candidates that may stand… papers need to be in by 20th September.
Thank you.
Jon
This story is obviously a joke and we appolgise to any offence caused to any dogs and bitches across the UK and the rest of the world.
We’re a long way from the pet buffet at Springfield but only 24 hours from Tulsa 😂 😉